Wife + Pregnant = Hair trigger

Okay it's not all bad, but man! When Tina and I first found out that she was pregnant I prepared for the worse. Tina kep telling me "hey I could carry perfectly fine!" Yeah right. I kept telling her I never met a man who's wife didn't give him hell during her pregnancy. The only bright side is that sometimes the mood swings work for the better. Tina can be really sweet and uhm... excitable.

Tough though when she gets into a bad mood and I just can't satisfy her. I'm coming to hate when she gets cravings and doesn't know what she wants. "I'm hungry" she says. Then we spend the next 20 minutes trying to figure out what to feed her (and being the caring husband that I am this means that I don't get to eat until she does!!!!).

All jokes aside though, so far so good. Tina and I are having a great time picturing what our little bgirl/boy is going to be like. Planning on the video games that we'll play together and me teaching them bad words (of course I'm not serious but you gotta admit it's cute as can be when I 2 year old drops an F bomb).

Sorry I haven't updated recently. As the husband I'm not gonna have as much fun first hand stuff to deal to fill everyone in on. All I have is my winning since of humor. So today Tina gave me an absolutely BRILLIANT idea...

... So we were sitting in the care before the movie fulfilling one of Tina's crazy cravings. She was hungry as can be and finally I say "I'm hungry". I'm getting Wendy's. So when ordering she wants a chocolate frosty.  The clerk says "we're out of chocolate frostys". Dammit! Now being the pleasing husband that I am I decide to take Tina to the other Wendy's a few miles up the road. As we get in the car she says "I want a cheddar and broccoli baked potatoe." So we get to the other Wendy's and Tina gets her frosty but they're all out of broccoli! So I have to stop at the other Wendy's on the way back and get Tina her baked potatoe. Anyway Tina decides that she's gonna sneak the baked potatoe into the movie. So Tina's put this thing in her purse when I say "You know you're a pregnant woman when..." See I told you BRILLIANT! So I'm gonna start my list now and everyone is welcome to join in. So you know you're pregnant when...

1. the snack that you sneak into a movie theater can be has as a side dish or is the main course of dinner.
2. you want sex more than your husband does (that's right it happened, I'm a man not a machine!).
3. you cry when the grocery store doesn't have gluten free bacon.
4. you keep crackers by your bed and have some before you go to bed and have them when you wake up.
5. you drive past a skunk and still smell it 2 miles up the road.
6. you suddenly believe that prune juice tastes good? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?!?

More to come as I think of them.